Porcelain Cat: Whiskerface – “Known alias: The Milk Bandit.”

It is with a heavy heart that we announce our cats are looking for new homes. 

We would love to see them adopted as one big happy family, but we’re prepared to let them go individually… if you promise to give them plenty of shelf space and daily admiration. 

This Listing is for Whiskerface – “Known alias: The Milk Bandit.”

All our feline suspects began life as a humble lump of clay. Their mummy Yoko shaped them with love, gave them ears, tails, and attitude, then sent them through the fiery trials of the kiln. 

Once hardened, they were carefully dressed in their finest coats of glaze — stripes,spots, and all — to become the glossy little troublemakers you see today. 

Some turned out sleek and shiny, others a little quirky, but all of them carry their mummy’s fingerprints (literally). Each one is truly one-of-a-kind, guaranteed not to shed, scratch, or demand dinner at 5:01pm.